the only way i know how to flirt is by being mean to people. the only way i know how to make friends is by being mean to people. im gonna be at a job interview a few years from now and they’re gonna be like “hello how are you doing” and im gonna be like “probably better than you, wow, ever heard of moisturizer”
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