Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.
I literally made the mistake of getting the zazzle shirt that released with this post’s popularity in 2013 and now 7 years later the shirt is incomprehensible because nobody remembers this post and there is NO WAY it was only 3k notes like. No way