I loooove spending money right after i deposit my paycheck like the money isn’t even in my bank account yet so I’m not even losing anything like in 1-2 business days I’ll still have more money than i started with

i used to get direct deposit that was 1) monthly 2) totally unreliable wrt the day it actually showed up in my accountwhich was. not great but at least reduced the shenanigans i am currently playingtho I’d have to do this anyway i have to get tickets and airbnbs for my family who will hopefully pay me partially back at least