blessphemy:

jeezypetes:

blessphemy:

jeezypetes replied to your post: I forgot a knife but that’s okay because THE LORD gave me opposable thumbs and calcified teeth

WHO DID YOU KILL

come come now don’t get hysterical I didn’t KILL anybody

what…………what did u do

dinner

im disappointed

(via blessphemy)

  1. jeezypetes reblogged this from blessphemy and added:
    ok cool hmu if you need help thinking of who to Kill
  2. blessphemy reblogged this from jeezypetes and added:
    well im super incredibly sorry im not living up to your expectations. next time i bite into a piece of broccoli i will...
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