lostcryptids Source: s-o-u-t-h-o-f-h-e-a-v-e-n-69 sooo real i wish they were real and my friendsand they could take me to evil sex hell but when i get scared they send me backand i could teach them eexquisite nonpainful earthly pleasures like eating popsicles in the shower or going to a home goods store and touching all the soft stuff