Today I took my 32-year-old closeted coworker to their first pride event and the first BAR they’d ever been to; I heard some of the saddest shit I’ve ever heard and now I’m listening to loons and atvs at 10pm in broad daylight

that’s what the state of alaska is like people come here for vacationi want to kill everyone in a ten mile radius of this coworker now. i don’t care about anything now except forcing them to have fun and thinkabout moving out of their evangelical parents house