olreid:

I GOT SO HIGH IN THE OPERATING ROOM BEFORE MY SEX CHANGE I THOUGHT I WAS A BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGEL MADE OUT OF BARBIE DOLL PARTS Felix LecocqALT
it’s britney, bitch!  i got skin on skin on skin!  silly straws in all my holes!  slice me up! slurp me out!  everyone wants a piece of me!  i got robots keeping my feet  warm & wriggly! it’s a spa!  girl, i’m deluxe! yeah, i’m the total  weekend package combination deal!  bitch! you wish your guts  were glistening! i bet your guts  haven’t even seen the light! loser!  i wake up thinking i’m on a spaceship!  sexy! everyone looking at me!  i’m the star of the operating table!  i’m the final girl!  the one the aliens wanted!  beam me up, baby!  let’s go for a ride!ALT

i bet your guts haven’t even seen the light! loser!

(via scarecrowomen)

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    i bet your guts haven't even seen the light! loser!
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