gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

The fact that I can’t remove and clean my internal organs is a serious design flaw. I SHOULD be able to turn my lungs inside out like a sea cucumber and run them under a tap for a few minutes. The fact I can’t pop open my forehead and take a waterpik to my sinuses is Bullshit. I want to autoclave my uterus.

…this post seems to have struck a nerve with y'all. Incidentally, another organ o would like to remove and brush out with a fine-toothed comb.

(via excusemethatsnotcanon)

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    SAME. BIG F*CKING MOOD.
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    The fact that I can't remove and clean my internal organs is a serious design flaw. I SHOULD be able to turn my lungs...
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