theburialofstrawberries:

theburialofstrawberries:

Took me years to understand the “why the long face” punchlines to “so a horse walks into a bar” jokes because I just thought that’s a normal sized face to have if you’re a horse. It never occurred to me judge a horse by the standards of man

I was a better person than all of you

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