I want to study at cougartown university. I would say “slap out of it” instead of “snap out of it” and “fat chance” when i think something is likely to occur. I would stay up all night and pound grape out of my guzzle buddy with the cul-de-sac crew. I’ll play penny can and run like tom cruise to get places faster. I would wear imaginary clothes and force people to tell me the truth with my truth gun. I’m also more likely to meet famous cougar town residents like Courtney Cox. I wish i was a floridian :(
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