literally baseball should be banned…. heres why…

1. its called base “ball”. (this means 1 nutsack for those who are unaware.) totally inappropriate

2. baseball players literally just grasp swing around giant sticks all day (with the balls attached it looks like a penis for those who are unaware.) 

3. baseball players are literally going to third base and even home base which i assume is even worse than third base… disgusting. third base is like sex for those who are unaware

4. theyre taking over the american flag colors. first red sox then white sox. whats next. blue sox? (red white and blue are the american flag colors for those who are unaware)

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