blessphemy:

merrymitchbitch:

I like my men how I like my juice

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i hate to tell you that putting humans through a blender and packaging them in nifty little plastic bottles is probably illegal

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    I loke my men to be green machine too B)
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    “No sugar added?"
 "How can a guy be mighty mango?"
 "You shouldn’t stick a guy in a juicer” You’re all a bunch of...
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    How can men be mighty mango?
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    i hate to tell you that putting humans through a blender and packaging them in nifty little plastic bottles is probably...
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    Mighty mango, nice
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