carnival-phantasm

So, uh...some dude in my city was drinking and using LSD with his girlfriend, who happens to be a med student, and he woke up at the beach with amnesia and...his abdomen open and part of his small intestine precisely removed without any major blood vessels cut, and apparently his girlfriend is from my medschool and already out of the country and hmm...

carnival-phantasm

I wish I could say this was another dumb whatsapp rumor but I've literally seen the guy's medical record and he very much had part of his intestines removed and was positively filled with sand

zsnes

That sand wasnt killing him. It was helping him. He has Insides Too Wet Tummy Ache Disorder. Prep him for surgery. We have to put more sand inside him.