If ur reading this please know ur not the only one eating corn out of the can with honey tonight <3
If ur reading this just know that ur not the only one who just spilled sweet corn juice all over ur sheets and the butt of your sweatpants 😭😭 and u have work tomorrow and ur girlfriend was in a car accident but she’s fine but she might have to get a new car and she’s really stressed out about it 😭😭😭
Hey I know you just sat in the corn juice for a while because you were facetiming your girlfriend and you didn’t want to make it about you and then after you hung up you were sleepy so you kept sitting there. And i know when you went to brush your teeth afterwards and you found a stinkbug on your mouthguard you lectured the bug out loud and then tossed it into the closet bc it’s snowing so you didn’t want to put it outside. I just want you to know that there’s nothing weird or gross about how you’ve behaved recently and you’re not alone
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