@avatarbanaartjie submitted: Look at this incredibly cool spider my mum found on a rose bush in [removed] (please remove location)! I think she’s a Poecilopachys australasia. She sure doesn’t look like a spider with all her little legs tucked under her, but she is glorious and we love her.

Yes, it is Poecilopachys australasia, commonly called the two-spined spider. They are very cool looking! I love yours deeply. Another photo to show what's up with their lil spider body better:

Neat :) Photo by treestone_far