thyrell:

captain-price-officially:

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Have yโ€™all tried marrying people you like?

imagine opening the newspaper over your morning coffee and the first article is a piece by your wife about how much she fucking hates you

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    just get a divorce. ...When we had lockdowns and half the existing couples imploded...
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