You wake up in a dark room. It would be pitch black if it weren’t for your friend Bimbo the Clown’s glowing red nose.
⚠️ With the contamination of the r/twosentencehorror biosphere via tumblr incursion, blogging authorities have begun establishing symmetric posts on tumblr itself, in an effort to facilitate this behaviour without repeating the tragic mistakes of the r/ambien disaster. For more information, visit tumblr.gov/twosentence.