some type of adult girl

jeezypetes:

jeezypetes:

Im making dill pickle cream soup bitcgessss

It’s sooooooo fucking good guys im in tears it taates exactly what you think it would imagine but better

Hot tip if u make dill pickle cream soup while ur high (totally doable, the recipe is super simple) and drink a bunch and feel like ur tummy problems are over bc u handled that liquid pickle like a champ you might feel tempted to drink a bunch of chocolate milk. And then when that makes you nauseous, if you give a mouse a cookie style, you might feel tempted to have some grapefruit soda because you don’t have any ginger ale. Well if you combine all these liquids in your stomach you will experience vomit of a flavor you cannot imagine and will stay with you forever