We need to bring “friendzone” back but this time it means when someone refers to your significant other as your “friend”

this happened last week and it stuck with me bc i was so surprised and wrongfootedit was a coworker i like but don’t talk to much but she’s too young to think i meant female friend when i said girlfriendalso how do you see me bounding up to a woman with very short blue hair and wrapping my arms around her and saying she’s my girlfriendand think oh yes platonic friends. anyways im glad she just quit and moved to California chxxb bj