Imagine: horror movie characters comfort you after an IBS attack

Ash Williams:

Damn baby that ass can SHIT! I think IBS makes you 10 times more groovy 😏 gimme some sugar baby

Herbert West:

I may be a doctor, but that doesn’t mean I’m a gastroenterologist. I advise you see someone else to help you with your.... issue.

Ghost Face:

That poop hurt my girl???? I’m gonna stab it to death!!! Ghost face style

Freddy Krueger:

Ermm I haven’t seen any nightmare on elm street movies yet so I don’t know what he’d say sorry :((

Jason Vore Hes:

*starts shitting in solidarity*