October 21st, 2021 at 8:16PM
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Anonymous asked:

Damn guess we all had cat-aliens as kids holy shit

draconym:

When I was teaching preschool a few months ago, one of my kids showed up every day as a different creature that he would describe to us in meticulous detail. One of the most common Creatures he came to school as was a “dori,” which we drew together here on a whiteboard:

a folding whiteboard on an outdoor table with a drawing of a grinning, sharp-toothed cat creature. it kind of looks like an evil pokemon.ALT

Some facts about dories:

  • look like tailless white bipedal cats
  • not cats
  • not animals
  • not people
  • not born OR hatched from eggs
  • do not have souls
  • cannot be mind controlled
  • come in two varieties: aggressive and non-aggressive
  • eat meat

I really think creating a Creatureᵀᴹ to pretend to be is a universal Weird Kid experience.

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