October 6th, 2021 at 11:08AM

loki-zen:

Social media is basically the world’s entire contingent of Spiderses Georg making you feel insecure about how many spiders you’re shoving into your mouth until you’re poring over YouTube videos that promise you that with just 56 products and minor surgery you too can achieve that sought after ‘spider gunk stained lips’ look.

Halfway through doing it a spider crawls into your mouth. You cronch it but the gunk messes up your makeup and you have to start again. The makeup blogger’s house is filled with Halloween spiders, and your spiders are puny and inadequate in comparison. All your friends Facebook pictures use a filter that makes it look like spiders are constantly crawling into their mouths. Your uncle tweets NECK DEEP IN CHITIN, OM NOM NOM. Dutifully, you press the like button. You always like spiders, but have never considered whether you, in fact, like them.

(via averyterrible)

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