some type of adult girl

weepycat:

twerklina:

i got really paranoid while high last night and burst into tears on a discord call because i was couldnt stop thinking about how awful it would be if this tire rolled up and crushed me like a gogurt. my best friend tried to calm me down by telling me that i would hear it coming because the tire is so big, but that only made me start sobbing inconsolably because i started imagining getting disoriented by the loud tire WHILE being run over. for some reason i was really hung up on the idea of hearing this giant tire approaching me (knocking down trees along the way) and being too terrified of the noise to run away – much like a frightened deer. anyways i’m never smoking weed again and i’m throwing my bong away

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