September 10th, 2021 at 9:09PM

mewshine:

gomjabbar:

had a dream that i found an x-files video game for the original xbox called “X-Files: Scully’s Ability” and after looking it up online i found out the game was notorious for making male gamers cum hands-free just from playing it and it had a devoted community focused around lasting as long as you can without cumming and someone even maintained a website that tracked every “no cum” attempt and the score was 1966 to 0 right below a geocities-style image of a smug scully smoking

my sincere apologies to op, i seriously could not stop thinking about this post & the idea of a geocities site based on this fake game

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