My boss’s last day before his paternity leave is tomorrow and then we’re just not going to have a boss for 3 months im so excited im gonna seize the means of production as soon as i figure out what those are

workers of my department unite (all 4 of us)unfortunately about 50% of our funding comes from the federal govt so in order to seize the means of production i think we’ll have todo a coup which will be awkward bc we’ll have to be clear we’re not with the other guys trying to fo that