September 3rd, 2021 at 7:29PM

sightofsea:

sightofsea:

i always give a lazy two finger salute when cars stop for me at a crosswalk and it’s devolved so much that at this point I feel like an icon of jesus whenever I cross the street

car: stops for me at a crosswalk

me:

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oh blessed art thou automobile for you have served the meek and humble. go on your way knowing your act of kindness has saved me 2 minutes on my trip to the bodega

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    i always give a lazy two finger salute when cars stop for me at a crosswalk and it's devolved so much that at this point...
90,617 notes #I don’t do this in fact I don’t even speed up unless it seems like they’re trying to kill me#but that’s nice
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