the-pierrot-archive
asked:

spatula. rat

dickhead <3

evilscientist3
answered:

no way rat time….. @ratboy98 can you assess this guy’s RAT STATS from one image alone

medievalwizard

Whiskers: Silly

Ears: Perfect

Speed: 3000 mph

Forklift certified: Yes

Professional qualifications: PhD in hunting for crumbs