some type of adult girl

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here’s exactly what’s going to happen. Universal studios is going to put out a remake of ET. However, they are going to make the main character just a little bit older but still not an adult. In addition to this, the main character will be given a piercing on his face and may be long bangs, because by then, e boy style will not be cool anymore I mean it isn’t already but by that time it will be like when people make “punk“ characters that look like shit. ETA will be re-design as a sort of slender man type of guy or perhaps like the scary ghost from outlast, but he will have two big wet Pixar eyes. The fandom will have the exact same reaction that happened in stranger things where it is a bunch of insane white women going fucking crazy over the dynamics of kids fictional kids. However it will also be similar to the invaders in fandom. pretty much everybody who is in interested in approaching the ET remake from the fandom lens will be in it for the shipping, it will be a weird blend of so-called monster fuckers with horrible fucking taste and fandom a mom types. The main arguments in the sand and will be that the main ship, which is Elliot I just remember the characters name and ET being fucked up. it obviously is, but the main arguments will be this: That Elliot is too young and they have to age him up, or that it is even still problematic if they do that because in human society ET has the mind of a child but on his society he’s probably Einstein or something. People will say it is able is to not let ET fuck. People will try to make self inserts to fuck with ET So they don’t have to be problematic with Elliot. The truth of the matter is that every single person who engages with the film, thinks any sexual thoughts about ET, or any of the characters based on the ET movie , regardless of Star Trek level discourse of which alien is OK to fuck when and why,  Will be burning in hell for eternity for their transgressions. If you’re wondering why this post looks weird it’s because I dictated it voice to text because I am actively being pursued on foot in a dark street

hey guys i’m ok, just fought off some guys from universal with judo self defense, i’m going to a safe house in the balkans

stop tagging this as unreality i’m in Albania

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