I call this

Churches you could conceivably attend when visiting Kentucky!

First up we have this improbable combination of large animals and geographical features.

Good for them?

Sounds like a fun time

I would say this was a red flag but I’m honest to god not sure what color this flag is.

…???

*inappropriate joke*

Damn straight!

Really unnecessarily badass

When your homophobic family wants to know where you’ve been going to church and you have to make something up off the cuff.

and last but certainly not least…nothing I could add would make this better

I’m not done.

You have to be, to fight off the Presbyterians.

Seems legit!

Uhh

Different strokes for different folks

None sin with left beaver

I Really Don’t Know What to Say to This

They also do cosmetology I’m guessing

This seems somehow incomprehensibly insulting.

Don’t mess with them

A new and somehow even worse denomination arises

Don’t worry if you’re not religious, though! Our state also has other attractions, such as:

and last but certainly not least