headspace-hotel:

Don’t worry if you’re not religious, though! Our state also has other attractions, such as:

Stab
Hinkleville
Neafus
Wax
Bigbone and Big Bone Lick
Dingus
Fisty
Broke Leg Creek and Broke Leg Falls
Bluehole

and last but certainly not least

Gays Creek

headspace-hotel:

I’m not done.

Hardburly Baptist Church

You have to be, to fight off the Presbyterians.

Frozen Creek Old Regular Baptist

Seems legit!

Gooslin Bottom Church of God

Uhh

Princess Church of Christ

Different strokes for different folks

Left Beaver Church

None sin with left beaver

Happy Church Clayhole

I Really Don’t Know What to Say to This

Beauty Church of the Nazarene

They also do cosmetology I’m guessing

Poor Bottom Freewill Baptist Church

This seems somehow incomprehensibly insulting.

Wolverine United Methodist Church

Don’t mess with them

Meta Baptist Church

A new and somehow even worse denomination arises

headspace-hotel:

I call this

Churches you could conceivably attend when visiting Kentucky!

Horse Cave Church of Christ & Horse Cave United Methodist

First up we have this improbable combination of large animals and geographical features.

Dwarf Baptist Church

Good for them?

Big Creek Missionary Baptist Church &...Weed (nearby town name)

Sounds like a fun time

Raccoon Primitive Baptist Church

I would say this was a red flag but I’m honest to god not sure what color this flag is.

Big Clifty Church of Christ

…???

Climax Holiness Church & Climax Church

*inappropriate joke*

Majestic Church of Christ

Damn straight!

Krypton Brethren Church

Really unnecessarily badass

Jesus Name Church

When your homophobic family wants to know where you’ve been going to church and you have to make something up off the cuff.

Town name Flippin next to Flippin Church of Christ

and last but certainly not least…nothing I could add would make this better

headspace-hotel:

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