some type of adult girl

rizbackpack:

a man walks down the street he says why am i soft in the middle now why am i soft in the middle the rest of my life is so hard i need a photo opportunity i want a shot at redemption dont wanna end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard bonedigger bonedigger dogs in the moonlight far away my well adored mister beer belly beer belly get these mutts away from me i dont find this stuff amusing anymore a man walks down the street he says why am i short of attention got a short little span of attention and woe my nights are so long wheres my wife and family what if i diiiie here who’ll be my role model now that my role model is gone he ducked down the alley with some roly poly little batfaced girl all along along there were incidents and accidents there were hints and allegations if you be my bodyguard i can be your long lost pal! i cna call you betty, and betty when you call me you can call meeeee alllllll you can call me aaaal a man walks down the street its a street in a strange world maybe its the third world maybe its his first time around doesnt speak the laaaaaanguage he holds no currency he is a farmhand he is surrounded by the sound sound cattle in the marketplace scatterlings and orphanages he looks around around he sees angels in the architecture spinning in infinity he says angels hallellujah! if you be my bodyguard i can be your long lost pal i can call you betty and betty when you call me you can caaaaaaaall meeeeeee aaaal you

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