Can’t stop thinking about the nap dream i had yesterday where instead of wearing sunglasses all the time bc of migraines i wore a unicorn mask but i got drunk and passed out at a party and someone took it and i had to go around to all these friends of friends the next day asking for it back and explaining that i needed the unicorn mask for medical reasons :(
What if you met this girl at a party and she said lets make out and you went to take the unicorn head off and she said no i need to wear this for medical reasons
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