Certified Cump Catalogue
This is a blog dedicated to storing and cataloguing “certified cump posts”, aka posts where someone has reblogged a non-sexual or jokingly sexual / horny post with a genuine and or extremely explicit message. This also includes anonymous and non anonymous user asks sent to others. For reference, there are 3 main “cump classes”, modeled after the SCP foundations own class system, as detailed below.
-Cump Class Safe: These ones are shorter, more suggestive as opposed to explicit, and or possibly non genuine. These ones can be quite common, but lack the lethality that Euclid and Keter level cump posts tend to have.
-Cump Class Euclid: Like the original “cump” post, these ones tend to be pretty explicit, genuine, and detailed, although not incredibly dangerous.
-Cump Class Keter: These ones often tend to be very long and detailed, and are sure to cause some level of injury or death. A good example of this one is the reply to a video of popular streamer Jerma985 consuming a “Whopper”, where the commenter goes into explicit detail of breeding and feminizing Jerma.
If you have any cump posts you think would fit in here and have not been catalogued already, feel free to message them to this blog. Thank you.
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