baboushkat

hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen

necrotizingfaciitis

hi im a woman in medieval times and my eyebrows r perfect and I have no leg hair

boosket

hello im a viking woman in a movie and i have a thin and trim waist and a huge rack and perfect eyeliner

fancynancyadventures

Hi I’m a women in a world without power and I wake up with perfect curled hair

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