lana: *sigh*
me: what's wrong my schmookie pookie? you haven't touched your martini
lana: they put an olive in it. i dont like olives you know that *looks at me angrily*
me: im sorry my little lana banana
lana: dont call me that. i want to go home
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lana: *sigh*
me: what's wrong my schmookie pookie? you haven't touched your martini
lana: they put an olive in it. i dont like olives you know that *looks at me angrily*
me: im sorry my little lana banana
lana: dont call me that. i want to go home