Hey if you had asked me to guess a hundred times I would never have gotten this.

• You are a bartender
• You wanna make a drink.
• Sometimes you put mixings in your drinks because fuck it, it tastes good.
• Some of those mixings are things like ginger and pepper
• You are a con artist
• You wanna sell a horse
• Everybody’s like, you know what’s a sign of a healthy happy horse? When its tail is raised
• So you get more money for the horse if it’s got a perky tail
• Now you could get a perky tail in that horse by having a healthy happy horse
• OR you could irritate its butthole by shoving things up its ass
• A lot of things that you shove up a horse’s butt to irritate its asshole are things like ginger and pepper
• You are a bartender
• You wanna name a drink
• Someone points out the stuff in the drink is the same stuff you’d shove up a horses ass if you were the kind of person who shoved things up horses asses willy nilly
• You call the drink that
• Times change and you jump a continent and eventually that usage changes to mean basically anything mixed together
• No one remembers it’s a word for weird horse butt suppositories