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timemachineyeah:

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timemachineyeah:

do you ever think about the word cocktail

Ancient Mystery Revealed! The Real History (Maybe) of How the Cocktail Got its Name

Spirits historian David Wondrich explores the origins of mixed drinks and finds out why a cocktail is called a cocktail.

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Hey if you had asked me to guess a hundred times I would never have gotten this.

• You are a bartender
• You wanna make a drink.
• Sometimes you put mixings in your drinks because fuck it, it tastes good.
• Some of those mixings are things like ginger and pepper
• You are a con artist
• You wanna sell a horse
• Everybody’s like, you know what’s a sign of a healthy happy horse? When its tail is raised
• So you get more money for the horse if it’s got a perky tail
• Now you could get a perky tail in that horse by having a healthy happy horse
• OR you could irritate its butthole by shoving things up its ass
• A lot of things that you shove up a horse’s butt to irritate its asshole are things like ginger and pepper
• You are a bartender
• You wanna name a drink
• Someone points out the stuff in the drink is the same stuff you’d shove up a horses ass if you were the kind of person who shoved things up horses asses willy nilly
• You call the drink that
• Times change and you jump a continent and eventually that usage changes to mean basically anything mixed together
• No one remembers it’s a word for weird horse butt suppositories

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