Anonymous
asked:
if i'm a lesbian do i have to listen to carly rae jepsen?
aly-semi-archived-deactivated20
answered:

some people will accuse me of gatekeeping here, but the answer is a hard yes 

Source: aly-semi-archived-deactivated20
actually if you are born you have to listen to carly rae jepsenwhen u get vaccinated as a child they give u a chip that makes your soul wither and die if u don’t listen to carly rae jepsen