some type of adult girl

ironphoenixblade:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

y’all wanna hear some buckwild facts about shrews?

-most eat their body weight or more of food per day. they are technically omnivores but lean towards carnivorous and WILL hunt and kill things larger than themselves

-they can have 10 litters of babies per year, and can live up to 3 years which is wild for a mammal that size

-the smallest species has a heart rate exceeding 1500 beats a minute, faster than a hummingbird

-they are not rodents! they’re related to hedgehogs and moles and instead of gnawing rodent teeth they have SHARP FANGS

-they occasionally keep live snails or bugs in their burrows to have fresh food during the winter

-speaking of winter, they don’t hibernate but instead SHRINK, BONES AND ALL, to a smaller and easier-to-maintain size

-some species can walk on water

-most can echolocate

and now for my favorite shrew fact:

-many species are VENEMOUS

-one shrew contains enough venom to KILL 200 MICE

-what the FUCK

also they look like this

@jeezypetes @love-ashually XD

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