Found this teddy bear on Instagram...
Source:
imtoffe
whenever i see this i remember a dude sending me bottom picture in college and i was like acted like oh a funny meme and he i guessbacked down from his flirtation and then i tried to fuck his roommate but his roommates dick didnt work and then his roommate came out to meas asexual like a week later and i ended up fucking another dude in our burlesque group who i dated for like 2 years but mostly open andlong distance until i realized i was in love with my best friend and former roommate but i didnt end things until she said she liked me backand then i moved to california to be with her and was deliriously happy for a few months until she dumped a few weeks after i signed ayearlong lease. and the dude i dated lived near me in california and i eventually reconnected with him but i never told him about dating myfriend bc id broken up with him ostensibly bc of distance and then immediately moved across the country to where he was but for someone elseanyways im still friends w him and he pays for my spotifyanyways thats most of my romantic history in the tags of the shit bitch you is fine post i did not mean for this to occur