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yo show up at my wake and walk upstairs to the bedroom to say goodbye but instead of a casket you find out my body’s in one of these

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one time my childhood friend was playing outside in this same turtle sandbox and she got tired so she laid down in the sand and covered it and fell asleep and her mom couldn’t find her and they put out an amber alert and the cops came and questioned my 10 year old ass because I was “the last person to see her alive”