some type of adult girl

hyrude:

aries: dalton academy spontaneously burns to the ground

taurus: mr schue’s wife provides all the glee kids with performance-enhancing drugs

gemini: puck dates his teacher who is also his baby’s adoptive mother who is also idina menzel

cancer: steampunk adam lambert new regular

leo: sue marries herself 

virgo: sue engages in psychological warfare against blaine through means such as cementing his hair to his head, taking out multiple home loans in his name to ruin his credit, and later putting a live bear in his apartment

libra:  kurt gets a tattoo that says “it’s get better” changed to say “it’s got bette midler”

scorpio: mr schue forces all the glee kids to learn to twerk and sing blurred lines with him

sagittarius: senior-sophomore blaine warbler

capricorn: brittany’s dad is stephen hawking

aquarius: mr schue blackmails finn into joining glee club by planting weed in his locker, then finally admits it three years later and finn’s like “ok that’s epic”

pisces: gas leak puppet hallucination episode

(via fwodo)