May 2nd, 2020 at 3:36AM

I can’t believe i spent all day thinking about ANYTHING other than the dream i had last night where i was sexually assaulted by an uber driver who was like popular in the community and looked exactly like jean robert from season 40something of survivor. And then i was going through a park and they were throwing a big birthday party for the uber driver and MAROON FIVE was there bc he was a huge fan of theirs. and i met two other girls there who had also been assaulted by the uber driver so we rushed the stage together and grabbed the microphone from the maroon five guy and told 500 of his friends and family what he did and then there was a riot

#definitely the best dream ive ever had about being sexually assaulted those are generally horrifying#but this one was less violent and had a happy ending!#i dont like maroon five btw i consider this my psychic revenge on them for that sugar video where they crashed real weddings
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