We reached out for comment to the President of Night Vale Community College, Sarah Sultan (who is a smooth, fist-sized river rock,) about the extreme beliefs expressed by a staff member. Sarah had no comment, as she is a smooth, fist-sized river rock, and unable to speak. She can write, however, and wrote “no comment,” before drawing an insulting caricature of your humble reporter. Which was hurtful, and unnecessary.

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guys i have a new favorite character