Photographed this neon spider a few years ago 💚 never knew they could have such uniform, bright colours. (Netherlands)

They sure can! There are lots of brightly colored spidies out there. This one is likely a cucumber green spider, Araniella cucurbitina. Some of them are deeper green and sort of stripey so their butts look like tiny watermelons and if that doesn’t bring you a deep deep feeling of joy I don’t know what would