Christina tries out a life hack
On the Olympic scale of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen, THIS IS THE DUMBEST YHING I HAVE EVER SEEN
IT’S A CUPCAKE SANDWICH SARAH IT’S BEAUTIFUL AND DOESN’T NEED YOUR SASS
THAT ATROCITY DOESN’T NEED MY SASS AS MUCH AS IT NEEDS TO BE CRUSHED UNDER MY HEEL AND NUKED AT THE STAKE
LOOK AT ITS POOR, MANGLED CARCASS HOW COULD YOU
I DIDNT EVEN DO IT I MERELY DOCUMENTED IT AND IT ALL TASTES THE SAME OK.
ooooooooooh you just DOCUMENTED IT okay then well ALL IS FORGIVEN it’s not like you stood by and let it all happen OH WAIT THAT’S RIGHT. IT WILL NEVER TASTE THE SAME AGAIN. IT WILL NEVER BE WHOLE
THE CHEMICAL COMPOSITION WAS NOT CHANGED SO GET OVER IT
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i guess the chemical composition of a human body doesn’t change when you RIP ITS LEGS OFF AND DRAPE THEM OVER ITS...
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