gothboywitch:

ur skeleton needs to have a good time too. it is stressful bein bones. plan a romantic date for ur skeleton. take it out to dinner and pour wine down its mouth. the wine will spill everywhere and that is just how ur skeleton likes it. after dinner, consider taking ur skeleton on a romantic stroll. hold its hand and tell it how ravishing it looked tonight. who knows???? perhaps at the end of the night u can even give skelly a kiss

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  1. kingchrysanthemum reblogged this from passed-tents-of-draw
  2. michaelplastic said: ummm skeleton apologism? not on my fucking dash
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