my brother orders a sprite at the restaurant. i look down at the menu. they only have sierra mist. “sure one sprite” the waiter replies and scribbles down on his pad. i stared at him in the eyes and conveyed to the best of my ability “you dont have sprite you liar” he saw me and he knew, he knew he lied and he knows he will send a sierra mist out to my brother and my brother will have no Idea but i Know
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