iwilleatyourenglish:

if we all had 18 foot long nipples we could sword fight with them but we would also need different shirts and lots of space

imagine an 18 foot nipple when it was flaccid tho. 12 feet o nipple string

  1. witchydarling reblogged this from jeezypetes
  2. jeezypetes reblogged this from iwilleatyourenglish and added:
    imagine an 18 foot nipple when it was flaccid tho. 12 feet o nipple string
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  5. severalbadpunslater reblogged this from butch-king-frankenstein and added:
    so would they be perpetually pointy or? like i’m picturing eighteen feet of nipple dragging on the floor
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  7. s-at-v said: I’m sure nipple amputations would be quite common… also 18 feet long… they would drag everywhere or get caught in bike chains… nipples would be flying off left and right
  8. butch-king-frankenstein reblogged this from iwilleatyourenglish and added:
    we would need to buy some bigger shirts or some undershirts or any kind of shirt that didn’t touch our nips
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