Item #: SCP-███

Object Class: Safe (?)

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-███ is currently located in ████ ███ (see SCP-██). The object is presently in bi-monthly use and under observation in the town’s radio station. 

Description: SCP-███ is an antique broadcasting microphone, appearing to date to the mid 20th century. The object possesses an as of yet indeterminate level of omniscience when used by [NAME REDACTED]. 

The item also may possess some telepathic suggestion power, as when [DATA EXPUNGED] haircut, the barber responsible was [DATA EXPUNGED]